Every animal in the world will do two things: live and die. Disney's The Lion King (1994) illustrates this concept perfectly. One second, a monkey is introducing a baby lion into the world. Thirty minutes later, you're sobbing watching that baby lions father being trampled to death. That movie wasn't lying when it talked about the circle of life moving us all. If you love animals, you probably hate animals dying. I remember when the seminal film Marley and Me hit theatres, and animal lovers eve…

When our forefathers said, "quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?" they had no way of knowing how iconic their incomprehensible words would someday be. If you're among the uninitiated and are wondering, “What is a quirked up white boy? Am I goated with the sauce too?”

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In my humble opinion, the greatest song ever written is Gilda Radner's “ Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals .” In that tune, the original SNL cast member revealed some timeless truths about the animal kingdom. That song isn't really about being dirty or nasty or filthy. It's about camaraderie. Non-human animals don't want to be talked down to or patronized. Animals are people to, and they deserve to be talked to dirty just as much as anybody else. If you've never heard Gilda Radner tell an alligat…

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She was doing a routine database search when she accidentally found heartbreaking news...

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Can't stop looking

Toe beans not included

A real bonding experience

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Poetic cinema

Jorts is the main character

No more climbing

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