He's not to be trusted

That is enough generosity for the day

That's a bit steep

Where's my invite?

Cash is a very powerful motivator

Such a gentleman

It really is a gift to be petty. There is no match for the genuine, honest, and organic expertise of a petty individual. You are either gifted from birth or you are not. The story that follows fully supports my claim. OP recounts an incident that happened not too long ago when she was still an impressionable adolescent trying to figure out who she was in the world. She recalls the moment her school decided to organize and build a bazaar. Each class took responsibility for a distinct booth. So,…

Millions of dollars-worth of hopes and memes

Dolla dolla bills y'all

If you know, you know. Growing up without a lot of money is a pretty specific experience. Obviously, the degree to which you experienced financial woe is a sliding scale. No one person's experience is the same as the next. The main things that I remember, at least from childhood, are things like utilizing the free lunch program at school, receiving ridicule for what I was dressed in, never taking a vacation, living off the least expensive food possible, and having the not-so-quality house that…

"Their future child is not my responsibility"

I'm not saying I'm depressed or anything, but a million dollars sure would help in that department

But don't call me cheap

Don't underestimate the power of a dad and a little creativity!

Free money or felony waiting to happen?