carrot

You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

STILL a better love story than twilight

Probably less inappropriate than an alpha pickle child, though. - Matty Malaprop

HEY! WHERE'S THE CARROT NOSE? oh, ooooh...