Leave it to the good people at on Reddit's Photoshop Battle subreddit to make a good thing great.
Because that's just what they did with this fascinating picture of a depressed-looking man holding a very large carrot.
You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop
STILL a better love story than twilight
Probably less inappropriate than an alpha pickle child, though. - Matty Malaprop
HEY! WHERE'S THE CARROT NOSE? oh, ooooh...