These people all tried to market something - whether that something was good or not is debatable, but they all produced some pretty WTF-worthy ways of pushing their services.
(Sidenote: these are not real ads - check out Alan Wagner for more).
Self-promotion is important, and these people are doing it right. These aren't business cards that are going into the trash.
They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop
NEVER GIF UP!
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