burrito

Hope you're up for the task!

Well, can he??

Or, better yet, a pizza burrito!

Some dork told this guy he makes nachos out of spilled burrito guts, so he decided it was necessary to educate the world on properly eating a burrito by "grabbing the butt."

To be honest though, the nacho option sounds pretty great if you aren't able to keep your innards in.

Numbers nerd Dylan Grosz over at Apartment List did a series of rigorous tests (aka ate a lot of Chipotle) in order to determine the best way to get more burrito for no more money. Combine any or all of these tricks to get a burrito that is up to 86% larger without being charged extra. Results may vary based on how annoyed your local Chipotle employees are that you're trying to get away with this.

THAT MY GOOD SIR is a burrito