burglar

People can really surprise you with their unexpected capacity for evil. These evil geniuses in particular have clearly mastered the subtle art form of ruining one's day with the (seemingly) smallest actions. Stealing earring backs? Anyone with pierced ears will understand how unbelievably annoying it is to have to search for those little f*ckers in the morning!

The internet really seems to love roasting wanted criminals for their physical attributes (remember Neck Guy?) and this kid is of no exception. The 18-year-old cross-eyed burglar got roasted pretty hard when the Northamptonshire Police department in the UK posted his wanted notice on Facebook.

We almost feel kind of bad for this poor kid, as he can't exactly help that he's cross-eyed, but at the same time, these puns are just too much. They'll definitely make you say, "iris I thought of that one."