bulbasaur

Pokémemes: Gotta Catch 'Em LOL

It may not do any immediate damage to your opponent, but it certainly helps keep life ratios in check between the two of you. - Matty Malaprop

OBJECTION! bulbasaur's location in the wild is unknown

YEAH They used to be perverted old men who hung out with 10-year old boys.

YOU SUCK After 12 years you Bulbasaur should have evolved into a f**king Venusaur