buddhism

I don't get it. Where's this big golden statue supposed to be?

Surrender materialism

Further stereotyping of asians as good manicurists

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Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

The only customer who never accepts change back because change comes from within.

(The Dalai Lama)

What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop