A super aunt can only be so 'super'

Bad parenting, much?

Fur real?

How far would you drive for a meal?

Have you heard of 'asking nicely?'

Family is complicated

Gobble n' squabble

Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Too little, too late

Time to open 20 cans to find out which one is tomato soup

"She became increasingly sassy about the situation, leaving us feeling defeated and, frankly, a little targeted."

Memory can be a slippery thing . They say that whenever you remember something, you're not actually remembering the thing itself, but rather the last time you remembered it. So by this logic, the quality of the information slowly degrades with time-- a photograph of a photograph for years and years until it's just fuzz. So it's not so easily relied upon. This is especially true when you're a kid. Memory is so hard to access from that time that someone could tell you a story about yourself and y…

He is entitled

Every kid with siblings knows that their parents have a favorite child, and most of the time, they also know who the favorite child is. As a middle child myself, I can tell you for a fact that I am not my parent's favorite kid, and I probably never stood a chance. Despite being the one who calls my parents every day, who always buys them anniversary and birthday gifts, and who helps them out the most, I still come nowhere close to being loved as much as my youngest sister, who does absolutely n…

Serves her right

What did she expect?