bros

Omg this is so sad Alexa.

Not only did the paper crowned fool bite off more than he could chew, but he definitely didn't prime his body for the brutal outing---didn't eat any food all day! At least give yourself a chance, bro.

You'd think Chipotle might reassess their selling strategy in light of the seemingly continual string of eboli outbreaks. Anyone else gettin' those complimentary burrito coupons in the mail lately?

These bros are dedicated.

After noticing that their buddy, 20-year-old Keiran Cable, had been missing ever since he started dating his girlfriend—they knew that something had to be done.

So the group of 50 footballers from Wales decided to do what any reasonable group of young men would do. They organized a fake funeral to say goodbye to their beloved friend.

The funeral took place at a local pub and included everything a good funeral must have: service leaflets, a coffin, funeral procession and time for friends to read their special memories.

"I was in complete shock and didn't know what to do or say. My cheeks were aching from smiling so much. The boys made a massive effort and it was definitely a day to remember," Cable said.