EPIC FAIL when even your mops double facepalm for it.
WHOA, MOMMA
YOU SHOULD HAVE USED TWILIGHT it's much cheaper and much more appropriate for this job than encyclopedia britanica
Insert uncannily witty commentary about Wittgensteinean subjectivity and its relation to the above-featured Hollywood heartthrob here. - Matty Malaprop
ONCE YOU GO GRAY there is no other way
I'LL LET MADAM HOOCH mount my broom anyday
MEANWHILE in hogwarts