broke

(Barack Obama)

Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

CHANGE The only thing left in our bank accounts

(Barack Obama)

PHYSICS I broke them again

UMM... that... can't... be good

OREOS first you twist it, then you-oh...it broke.

In all fairness to myself (because I'm clearly the most important person here), you really haven't lived until you've tried my Cuttlefish-horseradish scramble! - Matty Malaprop