brilliant

It's true what they say: kids really do say the darnedest things. This woman shared a story she wrote at seven years old in 2000 (holy crap we're old), and honestly it's a true work of art. Move over Shakespeare, Tess is the newest brilliant writer in town. 

Now scroll down to read the story of Tess and her crabs.

As you may have guessed, these Amazon product reviews aren't about the products themselves, but rather the ridiculous amount of effort that these customers put into writing these brilliant masterpieces.