breakfast

It's been a while since we enjoyed a good Wendy's roast session, but their Twitter team really brought it yesterday. The fast food restaurant went after McDonald's in a sly and funny attempt at announcing the March launch of their breakfast menu. Judging by all the attention the thread received from brands and roast-hungry fans, the PR move was a success. Even the Uno account had to get in on the fun. 

We've included some of the better exchanges, but you can catch more fire by scrolling through the thread here. We hate to admit it, but those Wendy's breakfast sandwiches are making us hungry after all those brutal roasts.

If you don't want Pop Tarts completely ruined for you, then you should probably steer clear from this gallery. However, if you couldn't care less about the delicious pastry of our  collective childhoods, then scroll down for some disturbing and thankfully completely made-up flavors that someone clearly created out of crippling boredom!

Happy National Donut Day! That means you don't have to feel bad about gorging on delicious donuts at work all day, even if you're on a diet - it's a special occasion after all! 

Click here if you want a list of everywhere you can get free donuts in your city today. You're welcome.

Okay, it is 4/20 but we should all be enjoying food (and food memes) 365 days a year.