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There are some pretty bonkers conspiracy theories out there that are only convincing if you're stoned enough, but unless you're living in blissful ignorance, there are probably more than a few things you're a little skeptical about. In a recent r/AskReddit thread about plausible conspiracy theories, incredulous people discuss all the things they're particularly suspicious about, like dollar slice places in New York (are they a money laundering front?) and memes about movies and TV shows (are the

If you had a million, bajillion dollars, and a passion for utter chaos , which company would you buy and transform beyond recognition? Many people think this is exactly what Elon Musk has done to Twitter, but frankly, it only seems slightly more insufferable. For now. Me? Well, I'd probably buy Benihana. If you don't catch the shrimp that the Hibachi master lovingly tosses toward your mouth, you have to pay double your bill, and clean the restaurant. What could go wrong? Twitter user @JennyENic…

Being on Twitter in 2018 could be a painful experience for various reasons, but none more painful than the never-ending onslaught of brands trying to be funny. You really had to be there, but if you weren't, you are one of the lucky ones. Twitter brands would try to start beef with each other, form alliances with each other, and generally try to get attention. The most popular corporate Twitter was Wendys, but there were a lot of imitators trying to claim the title of the “weirdest” and “quirki…

It's clever

Some of these are better than the originals

Unless you're one of those healthy people who aren't terminally online (like us), you probably noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were indisposed for several hours on Monday. Luckily, the notorious bird app was still stronger than ever. Literally everyone flocked to Twitter, and even Twitter's Twitter account Tweeted about it. Pretty meta, right? hello literally everyone — Twitter (@Twitter) October 4, 2021 For some reason, every single brand known to man decided to pop in and use t…

The cringe is real

It's not all rainbows.

Spicy.

An updated version of the Peter Parker glasses meme!

The hero we deserve?