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If you don't know what constitutes a bottom secret... well, then you DON'T WANT TO KNOW what constitutes a bottom secret. - Matty Malaprop

DAT ASS

USUALLY FOUND IN BIKINI BOTTOM

I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

Want more fashion fails? We've got you covered... at least partially, that is.

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM has an extra bone in his neck

Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

BIKINI BOTTOM is closer