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Well, this Tumblr thread is officially straight out of a horror movie, so read at your own risk. You know, the type of horror movie where a family moves into an old house and finds some sort of portal to another dimension in a creepy old hidden room. And then they have the nerve to wonder why they're being possessed by the 2,000-year-old resident spirit. Get out of his house, you morons!
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In absolutely shocking news, the Boston accent has been named the second most sexy in the United States according to a survey from Big 7. The travel company polled 1.5 million people on social media to come to this unexpected conclusion. The only accent to beat the home of the Red Sox was that of the Lone Star state. Hard to argue with that. The Texan drawl definitely has some serious appeal. While we believe that Big 7 has conducted the survey in a professional and unbiased manner, people on Twitter are less convinced. This news has been met with a bevy of Boston accent jokes and some serious roasts. Here are some of our favorites.
Via mikeybrgn
"It's Moby dck!"
Michael Bergin had himself an aquatic adventure the likes of which the rest of us can only dream of having.
Well, at least he acted like it. The very excitable Bostonian (actually his Facebook profile says he's from Malden, MA, which is just outside Boston) landed the fish of his dreams and goes fckin' insane during the whole f*ckin' adventure.
Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
And you lucky bastard get to see the whole f*ckin' start of the f*ckin' thing right here, bro:
Today was a great way to end summer thank u
Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
This glorious man guesses that it's everything from a baby whale to a tuna.
We're almost positive it's an ocean sunfish, which do indeed swim in the Atlantic. A few of the Facebook commenters agreed with us.
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By Unknown
Seriously, just givin' it away here! IT'S FREE MONEY, PEOPLE!
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Via Boston.com
"So I had a marker, and I spent a long time clearing out this spot. I even made path from my spot to the sidewalk so I wouldn't have to walk in the streets. According to the Mayor, if you shovel out a spot it is yours for 48 hours after the snow stops. After that it is fair game. This guy didn't wait 24 hours so I put all the snow back... I was nice enough to leave the passenger door accessible in case they needed to get in for an emergency... like they left an inhaler inside or something. But I think he is a total d*ck and got what he deserved. It was a blue and yellow Monte Carlo with New York plates.
---I hope the owner reads this."
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