How drunk can I get when I meet my significant other's parents?

A hangover happens because you're borrowing happiness from the morning and using it for your nighttime fun.

Very fancy

It was 5 o'clock ten years ago

Drink up

Remember to drink responsibly.

Stock up on some Pedialyte

You know that's a lie, but it really does feel that way right now, doesn't it?

If you're a spirits connoisseur then this might p*ss you off… lol

Woof

Inside me there are two wolves: one that only gets drunk on the weekend and one that only gets drunk on weekdays. Before you go calling me an alcoholic, don't worry—I stole that from a meme. If you chuckled because you, too, have an unquenchable thirst for the sauce, then you're in luck because we've got a whole flight of boozy memes to pregame with before cracking open a cold one with the boys. Enjoy, and drink responsibly.

This round of memes is on us.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Dude's...unwell