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We've got to hand it to whatever horny dude created these compelling Powerpoint presentations. "Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Butt" and "Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs" are both valiant efforts at obtaining some very-important consent. While we hope that the creator got the heavy petting they desired, we also hope this was a joke and not a serious plea to some poor woman. We're going to keep enjoying the masterpieces until we hear otherwise.

The final trailer for October 4th's Joker film released last week, and people seem to either love the idea of the film or love to relentlessly mock it. We're still waiting to see if he says "We live in a society," but before we pass any judgments, we're definitely enjoying these fresh memes that have been popping up all over Reddit. The meme pairs Joaquin Phoenix's deranged, dancing Joker with emo Peter Parker, and is being used to depict any sort of deranged and celebratory situation. It does remarkably to evoke the demented glee of Oompa Loompas when something shitty happens to an arguably innocent child. While the memes are fun, they're quickly disappearing from the r/dankmemes subreddit, so we recommend you enjoy them while they're hot. 

​In case you haven't heard, boobs are BACK - at least according to our favorite bastion of journalism, the New York Post. The revelation was released to Twitter on August 1st, promoting an article that confidently states "bountiful boobs are back in style." The think piece was almost instantly mocked by both women and men on the same social media channel. 

Getting past Monday just not enough for you? Need more satisfaction for that accomplishment? Get over it no one is special. But these mood-boosting memes are! If they can't turn that frown upside down, a visit to a doctor might be in order.

But if you're one to live on the edge, check out some more edgy Tuesday memes and be one of the cool kids. Come on, everyone else is doing it. 

I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
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If the tits are legit, you must acquit, in this hilarious story from history.