Up in the gym just workin’ on my fitness

Need a spotter?

Exercising my right to meme

These knees aren't what they used to be

Exercise… eggs are sides… for bacon

Brb gonna go lift something heavy

ARGHHHH

$2 million a year for this

Have you ever gone to the gym and found yourself frustrated that there are so many people using the machines and equipment? A line for the dumbbells? That's ridiculous! Sure, those sorts of occurrences are annoying, but have you ever thought that the world doesn't revolve around you? Everybody else is there for the same reason as you, to get a little workout in . If you have a problem with that, maybe plan to work out at a less busy time or develop a little bit of patience. It might not be the…

Last week, I went to the gym for the first time in at least a year. Most likely longer than that. It felt incredible! The satisfaction that comes from committing oneself to a full, rigorous gym routine is unmatched. The next day, it felt terrible. It's easy to forget how hard muscle aches hit you after you get back to working out. I expected it, but I was definitely not ready for it. I've gone a few times since then. Now, I kind of think of it as positive pain. My muscles are doing their thing;…

Pedicure ready

I blame genetics

Puberty did me dirty

You're (probably) not at death's door

Gross

Being tall can be rough. I am a person of the tall experience, but that claim does come with some caveats. I'm 5'11, which is tall for a girl, but not for a guy. Being 5'11 would've been the bane of my existence if I were a man. I would spend every waking hour cursing the inch that I did not have but believed I deserved. Since I'm a woman, I enjoy my days being moderately tall and mostly forgetting about my above-average stature. When I was in elementary and middle school, being tall was way mo…