"Put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it!"

Have y'all ever heard of the Public Universal Friend ? The Friend was a genderless Quaker preacher whom I think about at least once a month. Before they became the Public Universal Friend, they went by the name Jemima Wilkinson and lived in Rhode Island in the mid-1700s. After suffering from a nearly deadly fever, they woke up and announced that Jemima Wilkinson had died and had received messages from God and archangels. The Friend further said that Wilkinson's soul had ascended to heaven, and…

There are so many different kinds of memes in the world. As time has gone on, we tend to veer more and more absurd in our memes to the point where internet trends the past are virtually unrecognizable. Some of us also dabble in edgelord memes that may you may or may not want your mom or your boss to see you post. However, there’s one kind of meme that I believe will never die. And that of course, is the wholesome meme. Wholesome memes work for every age demographic. They’re great for people who…

There's nothing better than spending your Wednesday night at a fine dining establishment such as the Golden Corral. I don't mean “fine dining” in the traditional sense, but “fine dining” in that you will have such a brutally average, filling, and affordable experience that you have no choice but to come back again and again. An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant gives you opportunities that an establishment like IHOP will never be able to offer. You can mix and match the cuisines of the wo…