boat

REPENT NOW because you've obviously done something to piss him off.

I'M ON A BOAT AND it's sinking fast and...

YOU MEAN all that can be reached by water or railroad track

IN SOVIET RUSSIA boat ride you

ENDURANCE I'm no longer on a boat

IS IT A BOAT? I bet it's a boat.

Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH

CROCODILES don't like being mistaken for alligators

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop