Where is this mysterious lady magic bean?? Reveal your secrets!

It's interesting how certain things make an impact on your brain and others don't. As a person who is forced, gun to my head, chained to desk, to scroll through Twitter all day, it's fascinating to think of all the short shared sentiments I've seen that just disappeared into the ether of my poisoned brain. But like my therapist says, it's better to focus on being grateful for the things you do have, rather than lamenting the loss of whatever you've lost or forgotten. So today we're here to talk…

Short and sweet.

Unless something insane is happening in the world, Twitter usually just feels like a machine of tedious and predictable content, always churning out the same stolen jokes, hot takes, bad dating advice, or things that didn't happen. But if you spend some time separating the wheat from the chaff, Twitter doesn't look so bad. That's why we've rescued all the best recent tweets from the dumpster fire that is Twitter dot com. Now you can enjoy the website without even logging on!

Twitter can be a pretty exciting gossip-machine full of complicated beef and endless threads of strangers trying to prove each other wrong. As titillating as the realtime Twitter drama often is, sometimes it's nice to remember the website's humble beginnings, where people went to offer innocuous bitesized shower thoughts to the internet. We've collected some of our favorite recent Tweets that feel like those good ol' Twitter days of dumb jokes and funny observations.

Twitter is full of comedy gold

Simply the best

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