Such a funny reason to assume that

Scrolling while waiting patiently for a visit from holiday armadillo

She barked up the wrong tree

I'm fine!

"They either ‘forget’ their wallets, claim they’ll Venmo me later (spoiler: they never do), or outright assume I’ll take care of it."

Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Memes? Good!

Finding a job can be a rough gig , especially when you're just starting out. The amount of viable jobs available is not as high as you'd like it to be, and every posting gets thousands and thousands of applicants. So some of us end up being unemployed for longer than we'd like. And in times like that, we might feel like our only option is turning to our friends for help. But doing this is never as simple as it seems. Taking money from people you know always comes with strings attached , and the…

This isn't true friendship

For when the rain starts to pour

Princess Consuela Banana Hamemes

How you doin?

Unagi

When you're staying at someone's house , you don't get much say in what they do with their space. They're doing you a huge favor, so you don't get to chime in about what they're doing or not doing. You're a guest in their space, and what they say goes. You may not love that Urban Outfitters tapestry they have hanging in their living room, but it's not your living room. You might hate the fact that they only keep one-ply toilet paper in their bathroom, but it's not your bathroom. And you might n…

Is that fair?

BFFLs only

We all love to spend time with out friends, that's why they're our friends! And they call it a “friend crush” for a reason. If you become platonically attached to someone, you might feel compelled to hang out with them all the time