Twitter user @Voodoo_Pork wowed the site yesterday when they posted evidence that many failed presidential candidates share this one weird trait: "Sad Dad Beards." The tweet came with ample evidence of this trend, with snaps of presidential hopefuls from Pete Buttigieg to Ted Cruz. Funny replies started stacking up, with some serious zingers and a whole lot of photoshopped images of female candidates. And guess what? We've put 'em all here for your easy access. Bearded Elizabeth Warren is definitely something else.
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Barber's gonna have a lot of work cut out for him.
Hipsters get a pretty bad rap, but honestly it's just SO EASY to make fun of them. Can you blame us? Their love of all things irony, hating anything mainstream, IPAs, beards, strange haircuts and fixie bikes are just made for meme-ing.
In fact, the hipster's desire to be unlike anyone else is all a little...ironic given their tendency to assimilate with hipster culture, don't you think? Queue Alanis Morissette.
Do women prefer men with or without beards? Of course, the answer to that question is totally subjective, but this guy took it upon himself to conduct an all-encompassing study (complete with graphs and everything!) on Tinder to figure out the demographics of exactly which women prefer him specifically with facial hair, and which prefer him without.
The results are funny AF, and might even surprise you!
Via JoergSprave
This dude uses his beard hair to make an epoxy slingshot and I'm both kinda grossed out and seriously impressed.
Via Mashable
We forget its coming, but then every year the World Beard and Mustache Championships rise up out of a tiny town in Austria and show us what true manliness can look like. Well, with enough time, hairspray and curling irons that is.
Leogang, Austria was home to this collection of beautiful facial hair, arranged in artful, surprising ways that must make it difficult to walk around without bumping into everyone.
It's gorgeous. Behold its beauty.
Via EWW3
He ain't never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.
Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.
Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.
"Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy," he said.
We know the truth though. She kept 'accidentally' texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.
We would have done the same.
