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If you're bored of all the normie content that's flooded the internet (ahem, cat memes and uber-relatable content) these cursed images might be what you're looking for. These unsettling photos and strange usages of beans are anything but pleasant. But sometimes that's exactly what we need.

The search for serotonin and/or dopamine often feels as thought it is in vain. We search for love, we turn to vices, maybe even droppers of CBD oil. When all of this amounts to naught, at least we have memes.

From start to finish, it's very clear that Alamar_IV's lengthy Reddit thread is the work of a blatant troll. And we do not mind.  This masterful redditor pleads with ther/relationship_advice community, asking them to provide guidance after his well-meaning girlfriend decided to bake all his beans. After just 24 comments, the post was locked. But boy is it a fun ride.

Ohhh beans, the most comical of all foods.

EA's reputation as greedy gaming overlords has been alive and well for quite some time - they even won the 2012 award for Worst Company In America. Their penchant for sucking money out of customers has gotten to the point where there's now a series of very low-effort, but relatively amusing memes calling them out. When we say low-effort we mean low-effort: People are literally just photoshopping the "ea" in various words and slapping a price tag on an image. Some are better than others, but they all speak the goddamn truth.

Bill Foster became an unwitting celebrity after being featured on r/oldpeoplefacebookfor a misspelled comment he posted to the Bush Beans Facebook page. His comment, "I;m thinking about thos beans," quickly went viral. Beans have become a major shitposting joke since the success of the comment - with the success resulting in tons of cursed images with a focus on Foster's true love: thos beans. 

CW for people who don't like to see beans in places they definitely don't belong. 

These cursed images are definitely going to entertain you. 

Hey ladies (and gents), if you're looking for the perfect man, look no further! This trending Twitter meme is letting you cook up the dude you've always dreamed of. This style of joke has been kicking around since January, but really became a meme this week. Twitter users are really having fun with it, mixing pop culture and our favorite self-deprecating humor into a beautiful meme-y stew. 

I don't know who, and I don't know why, but someone with a very specific set of skills has set out to fill the world with terrifying photoshops of Steven Anthony Lawrence, the guy who played Beans on Even Stevens. Since at least December of last year, the Beans Memes twitter has been bestowing these gifts upon the world: