Dating's hard or hardly dating?

Since when are job apps a puzzle?

Memes on the rocks

Corner!

I'd like 46 espresso martinis please

Gotta go fast

Tipping 25% on this meme list

Drink up

Call me old-fashioned, but I think every person should have to work a food position for at least a few months, once in their lives. I'm not the kind of person who'd generally hold a sentiment like that, but it's immediately apparent when you realize somebody hasn't. People who show zero empathy for workers, complain about how “easy” it is to do the job, and just treat their server with complete disrespect. You hate to see it. Cut your teeth as a busser for even just a month and you'll realize t…

Mind your own business

How drunk can I get when I meet my significant other's parents?

Poor soul

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…

Stupid people are everywhere.

Servers are going to another dimension when they walk from your table to the kitchen…

If you're a spirits connoisseur then this might p*ss you off… lol