My Facebook Status Is Sure to Help!

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It Must Have Taken at Least a Hundred People to Write "Baby"

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Slightly Alarming

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He Knows!

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And Don't It Feel Good

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Zombie Hands Are One-Hundred Times Creepier Than Plain Zombies

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You'll Be a Crazy Cat Lady in No Time!

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He's a Lin-spiration to Us All

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Think Hurts... Can't Brain...

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And Nutella Covered Bacon?

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I Don't Remember Eating That

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I Find This Upsetting

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I Will Always Love You, Drugs

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And We Have the Nerve to Call It the 'Standard System'

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If Only They Made Little Pouches in Your Pants That Could Hold Such Things

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High on Life? No, High on Ponies

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