balls

Balls, lol. 

What started out as two bros just helping each other with their reps turns into a testicular ambush when one guy mishandles an exercise band. While this video might excite anyone with a sadistic or man-hating streak, we're willing to bet it will be a serious reminder to be careful at the gym. And maybe a convincing argument for wearing a jock strap.

It takes some balls to carry this backpack.

This giant realistic scrotum backpack was spotted about a year ago and posted to Reddit. "I want one of these," said no one.

So the creator decided to start a crowdfunding campaign to mass produce these testicular totes.

Daniel Bitton has started an Indiegogo campaign to bring more of his "Scrote'n'Totes" to life.

"As a result, out of a sense of profound humanitarianism, I and several friends have had to interrupt our lives in order to fully dedicate our lives to the production of lifelike, hideous, giant scrotum backpacks," he writes.

The Scrote'n'Tote will come in both dark and light colors, and will retail for $120 once funded.

However, only $41 of the $33,000 needed to fund the project has been raised so far. So if you want a Scrote'n'Tote, you better crack open that piggy bank.

CAR BALLS if you don't have real balls, at least you can have car balls!