He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop