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I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

HE'S GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME when puberty comes.

I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

Sorry guys. I know this joke is pretty darn spineless. - Matty Malaprop

Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK so I can take a picture, btw smile for the camera.

It's back... after all these years.