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Baby names are a wonderful way to put your creative touch on your newborn offspring. This beautiful bundle of joy will need a name with meaning, like Blue Ivy, North West...Aleph. Just don't name him Ben Dover.

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Unmarried childless woman insists her sister rename her baby because his name is on her baby names list, their parents double down on her demands: 'They said she prides herself on that list'

You snooze, you lose
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Dude named Skyler claims giving boys a unisex name is unconscionably cruel, freaks out when brother-in-law named 'Indigo' disagrees: 'He acted like I had demanded he name his son Ella'

There are far worse names in the world
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American hairstylist mispronounces Indian customer's name, compares it to the weird names she gave her kids: 'she just admitted that she made her child's life harder by giving him that name'

Sure, totally the same thing
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Dad insists on naming baby Nigel despite mom hating the name, won't take no for an answer: 'He said if we didn't name him Nigel, he would still call him that'

A middle name is not a good compromise
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'You need to nip this in the bud': Sister-in-law demands new mother change her 4-month-old baby's name, pushes back when she refuses

Some folks plan their baby names for decades . I have a lot of friends who have had a list of names saved somewhere that they started when they were children themselves. Of course, not all of them are going to age well. I don't think I'm going to name my daughter Hermione anymore, but some of them stand. It's easy to get attached to a baby name, even if you don't say it out loud. You've spent years imagining a future where this is your child's name… that's a hard fantasy to give up. But it's a…
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New dad refuses to give his baby a short name, despises nicknames and insists on using long formal first names: 'It bothers him that the full name gets ignored'

What's wrong with nicknames?
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'You know who's gonna suffer here? This poor kid': New parents resolve to call their baby 2 different names after name argument stalemate

Two names is better than one
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Adults complain about parents that give their kids weird names: 'This is a human being that will have to go to school, apply for jobs'

Bad news for the Brayleighhhs of the world
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Self-indulgent parents name daughter Pennsylvania, flip out when she changes it and keeps it a secret for 5 years: 'My parents insisted that everybody was to call me by my full name'

Should've chosen a catchier-sounding state
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New mom's baby name tribute to 'Nana Lottie' goes horribly, hilariously wrong: 'To say the family lost their minds would be an understatement'

She should have thought that through
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'It sounds more like a furniture brand': Mom-to-be faces pushback for rejecting husband's absurd baby name

The worst gift a parent can give
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'Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides goes hard': Mom shares the craziest baby names from her pregnancy Facebook group

What's in a name?
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Godmother criticizes mother for naming her daughter Ghiuliyette: 'Why ruin such a beautiful name by including letters that don’t belong there?'

Romeo and Ghoul-liette
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'I think both are just trying to overpower the other one at this point': Wife wants to name daughter 'hippy name,' is shut down by traditionalist husband

What's in a name?
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‘I can’t help but feel guilty for breaking the tradition’: Parents discuss the burden of passing down the ‘family’ name

‘I can’t help but feel guilty for breaking the tradition’: Parents discuss the burden of passing down the ‘family’ name

Are you ‘you’ or are you just the third or fourth of that first matriarch or patriarch of your family who started this vain “tradition?”
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The Most Baffling Baby Names from Around The Internet

Is there a Seymour here? Don't make me say the last name...
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