ate the onion

The Onion has been a satirical publication since 1988. That's over thirty years. While they may have ceased to distribute an actual paper, their hilarious articles are very much in existence in the digital universe. And there are still stupid people who believe their (mostly) obvious joke headlines. 

Sometimes people don't quite understand the satirical stylings of publications like The Onion or Clickhole. But that's okay, because we get this absolute gold out of it!

Some people just don't understand the wonderful art of satire.