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There's a famous proverb that claims 'beggars can't be choosers.' Well apparently there are plenty of delusional jerks out there who don't see it that way. You know the type—the 'startup' company looking for free labor from PhD graduates. The entitled Karen who curses you for declining to deliver a free couch across state lines. The neighbor who thinks paying someone to mow their lawn is basically 'free money.' These audacious displays of greed and entitlement are bad enough on a normal day, but demanding free labor in this economy is especially infuriating. 

We've collected some truly maddening posts and messages that were immortalized on r/ChoosingBeggars. Sometimes it feels good to groan in solidarity. 

Everyone knows that cats can be the biggest furry little a-holes, and finally people are calling them out on it with hilarious cat-shaming!

These cats got caught red-handed and their humans just happened to be there for the resulting mess. But at the end of the day, we still love cats even if they do dumb sh*t like this constantly!

The 'Big Head, Little Body' meme stems from an actual bronze sculpture located in the Egmont Garden, created by Thomas Lerooy. It perfectly describes that one super annoying person in your life that just can't be wrong about anything. Oh, you have a degree in chemistry? Doesn't matter because he watched one chemistry-related YouTube video and now he knows more than you! 

These people are dickheads and assholes. You should not aspire to be them. 

However, you should sensibly chuckle or shake your head condescendingly at these idiots and their actions.