art of trolling

Ahh, the joys of parenting. The ability to create a living, breathing, human being just to troll the shit out of them 10 years down the road is one of the most sacred rites of humanity and definitely one of the best perks of making that life choice. 

One thing's for sure: These parents are doing it right. 

Say what you will about the President, but there's no denying that his Twitter habits have given us hours of entertainment. His latest Twitter escapade was regarding Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' issue. On Saturday  President Trump tweeted "Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named "Man (Person) of the Year," like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!" Parodies from comedians such as Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Billy Eichner began pouring in, along with riffs on New Yorker cartoons. Here are some of our favorites. 

And on a side note, here are some of our favorite tremendous Trump memes that are nearly unbelievable.

Happy Friday FAILers. 

Here's your fixing of some supremely brutal roasts. Because we care. 

Per usual, these people volunteered themselves for these brutal roasts on /r/roastme. No innocents were harmed in the making of these barbecues, but some egos were probably a little bruised. 

Join us as we revel in the rabid insults these people endured. 

Guys don't need much encouragement when it comes to whipping it out. Especially at the slightest possibility of sex. It goes without saying that such impulsiveness can get you in some sticky situations. 

Well, that is exactly what happened to this dumb ass. However tempting it might be, never under any circumstances should you be sending dick pics to total strangers. Honestly, you really shouldn't be sending photos of your member to anyone. Just ask Brett Favre and our esteemed politicians.  

This guy didn't get the memo apparently and got caught in a spiders web. They tried to ransom him for money in order to not send the pictures to his Facebook friends, and that's when he decided to have some fun. Hilariously, the scammers themselves totally fail to recognize that they are being played. 

Honestly, I would have called the cops and set up a sting just to add a little extra  spice to the troll. 

This one's a little lengthy, but it's gold.

Anyone in an office workspace knows how infuriating it can be when someone takes your things. Sometimes the only thing getting you through the day is the thought of that sweet delicious sandwich sitting in the fridge. So, when that little thread of hope is the only thing keeping you together something so small can make you come unhinged. Of course, when this occurs over the course of several days it will REALLY start to get to you. It will prompt even the sanest of us into posting normally outrageous notes. 

Basically, if you have the choice in life, don't be a Francis.

There's nothing like a little good-natured and good-humored pranking. The fine art of subtlety f*cking with someone in ways they don't even immediately realize is a truly fantastic skill. 

These days 'pranking' and 'trolling' are often too crass and violent, without any regard for the subtlety that makes the payoff great. Some Youtubers need to learn that assault is not a 'prank'.

These hilarious trolls are doing it right and messing with the minds of those around them in the best possible way.

We've been kind of unofficially doing these for the last few weeks so it's time to kick it up a notch and put it into fry gear. 

As usual, these originate from /r/roastme. On this hilariously brutal subreddit people volunteer themselves for a 'roast' which spurs on a no-holds-barrred roasting session. 

Anyways, these are some of the best roasts around. 

These people are dickheads and assholes. You should not aspire to be them. 

However, you should sensibly chuckle or shake your head condescendingly at these idiots and their actions.

 Since his days as Sulu on Star Trek, George Takei, has been an active spokesperson for the LBGT community.

From his Twitter account: "Some know me as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek but I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and dignity of all human beings."

Well, there's one thing for sure. George Takei is a grade-A certified savage, and is not a man to be trifled with on the internet. Any kind of trolling or deprecating comment directed at equal rights will be met with witty sarcasm veiled in cheery disposition. George has a treasure trove of these remarks, these are just a few.

But we have to ask, who the hell doesn't like brunch?

As per usual, these people volunteered themselves to be roasted on /r/roastme, and a roast is exactly what they got.

Here are the best burns from each.

Anon tells a classic "green text" story about his grandmother's quest to get her car back after his grandfather passes away.

This is one riveting, oscar worthy tale.

Since these aren't as prevealent anymore, those unfamiliar with "green text" stories will find some explaination here:
Know Your Meme: Green Text Stories

When the cops put out a wanted alert for this guy, they probably weren't expecting they'd have such a brutal roast on their hands.

We don't know what he did, but when they catch him we hope he gets an earful.

All we know is this is genuine crime deterrent.

This amazing Twitter account has started "translating" all of Obama's tweets to match the style of Trumps. We present to you: Immature Obama.

James Fridman is a photoshop wizard, and when people send him they're never ready for the results.