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Pete Davidson is the new must-have in Hollywood

Did you tell your girl you loved her today or does Pete Davidson have to do it?

Crazy stage mothers forcing their child into the acting industry is a tale as old as time. From Jackie Coogan to Drew Barrymore and beyond, it's never not devastating to watch a parent take advantage of their children's talent, take all of their money, and let the industry chew them up and spit them out. Unfortunately, this cycle repeated itself with former iCarly and Sam and Cat star Jennette McCurdy. Luckily, McCurdy has come out on the other side of the abuse, but she does not plan on doing…

New era, new ethnicity-related controversy