Can I get a promo code for this?

Maybe they're useful

Tech startups are taking notes

Have you ever noticed those bizarre ads for chaotic mobile games that make no sense whatsoever? They tend to feature crude animations of super specific romantic scenarios often dealing with themes of betrayal and revenge, or grotesque pimple-popping games with dissonant sound effects. Most people instinctively ignore advertisements of any kind, but the weird aesthetic of this specific genre of cursed mobile game is something worth investigating. Twitter account @mobilegamehell has painstakingly

How many bananas?

If this is the path to enlightenment, I’m not taking it.

*Cringe*