Here we go again. Once more we find ourselves smack dab in the middle of the week, a day many people here in the United States refer to as “hump day." Though both the days of the week and their assigned dates may be arbitrary markers, the whole annoying plight of being alive certainly is not. This is why it's integral that we try to find ways to make the whole ordeal a bit more bearable. That's where we come in with the glorious things we call memes. There's not much in this world that brighten…

Chitchat makes me wilt

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

I was born to be a hermit

Why can I quote every movie I've ever seen, but I forget someone's name the second they tell me?

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm going back to bed to stay away from you

Social meter is on empty, sorry—try again later.

I want to go out to the bars, but I also really really don't want to

It's just me, myself, and dog

All my friends are plants.

I wanna go home

Not me spending 2 months recharging my social battery after one Friday night out...

One day you'll wake up and realize that as an adult, you can just choose to stay home if you don't feel like going out

Every battery needs to recharge sometimes.

I have plans with my couch, a loaf of garlic bread, and Wednesday Addams on Netflix

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming