Help! I'm being spontaneous!

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Introverts will leave you on read for 3 weeks and reply like no time has passed

Introverts everywhere are dreading wedding season

I'm practicing my 1000 yard gaze for when I get trapped in unwanted conversation with an extrovert

BEWARE: Chit chat is fatal

Here we go again. Once more we find ourselves smack dab in the middle of the week, a day many people here in the United States refer to as “hump day." Though both the days of the week and their assigned dates may be arbitrary markers, the whole annoying plight of being alive certainly is not. This is why it's integral that we try to find ways to make the whole ordeal a bit more bearable. That's where we come in with the glorious things we call memes. There's not much in this world that brighten…

Chitchat makes me wilt

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

I was born to be a hermit

Why can I quote every movie I've ever seen, but I forget someone's name the second they tell me?

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm going back to bed to stay away from you

Social meter is on empty, sorry—try again later.

I want to go out to the bars, but I also really really don't want to

It's just me, myself, and dog

All my friends are plants.