I want to go out to the bars, but I also really really don't want to

It's just me, myself, and dog

All my friends are plants.

I wanna go home

Not me spending 2 months recharging my social battery after one Friday night out...

One day you'll wake up and realize that as an adult, you can just choose to stay home if you don't feel like going out

Every battery needs to recharge sometimes.

I have plans with my couch, a loaf of garlic bread, and Wednesday Addams on Netflix

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming

Seasonal Affective Disorder is no joke

Social batteries run real low sometimes

If you are the sort of person who breaks out into a cold sweat every time the phone rings, or regularly cancels plans because hell is preferable to engaging in small talk with other humans for an extended period of time, then you should take comfort in the fact that you're very far from alone. In fact, there's a whole genre of memes about people like you - people who are perfectly happy being by themselves - and being quiet. @introvertquirks is just one of the many memelords who specializes in…

Laugh through the pain

You can do it.