anonymous

r/masterhacker is a treasure trove of cringey and hilarious examples of wannabe hackers trying their best to intimidate people online with empty threats, seeking advice that betrays their naivety, and straight up asking people for their IP addresses so they can hack them. We've got a bunch of amusing screenshots and memes about the sort of person who whispers 'I'm in' to themselves after using a Windows command prompt to identify an IP address. Be sure to check out r/masterhacker for more of this content.

There are plenty of reasons why one should be guarded and suspicious of potentially malicious strangers on the internet. For example, phishing scams are a common tactic for stealing private data. These wannabe computer geniuses, on the other hand, should be the least of anyone's concern. We've got some pretty amusing screenshots of self-proclaimed hackers who probably think finding cheat codes for a video game is the same thing as hacking. 

Flying is rarely a "fun" experience, and going through security is probably the lease amusing phase of everyone's trip. The lines, taking off one's shoes, and sometimes even being patted down. There's also the anxiety-inducing knowledge that at any point a TSA officer could select your bag for some random inspection. And all your dirty secrets will be revealed. These people, names withheld, had to deal with everyone's worst nightmares. 

It's often said that we hurt the people closest to us - these anonymous admissions from Whisper would definitely count as proof!