It isn't easy to articulate just how much of a fan of South Park I was as a tween. When I tell you I was obsessed, it doesn't even begin to cover how much I loved this program. I had a tin South Park lunchbox. I wore a recreation of Kyle's hat during the wintertime. I even wrote a parody of the hit song Call Me Maybe to make it about South Park. I loved that South Park exposed me to different current events that I was too young to have been aware of at the time. I was pretty smug walking around…

Were you scarred by Sunday school as a kid? Did your mom make you go to confession every week in the hopes that the priest would reveal your darkest secrets? Well, we can't promise that this animated video won't give you PTSD , but we think this might be an exception. What's more cathartic than watching someone kind of call out the bible after all those obligatory readings?

Some jokes we definitely didn't grasp as kids!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

In honor of everyone's favorite cult classic Nick show!

Algebraic!

Okily dokily!

"It's funny because marriage is terrible!"

"Hi, my name is Brak!!"

One of the best!

Who else remembers this movie?

"Hey, where's Perry?"