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14 Hilariously Witty Tweets About God Creating Various Animals

Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

Metal

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Caption that reads, "My aunt has a snake at my house and she brought a mouse to feed him. The mouse is now on day 5 and they are BFFs now" above a pic of a little mouse cuddling with a snake

Snek Just Wanted A Lil Friend

Tweet that reads, "My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called Voldetort so she just said his name was Susan"

Never Be Ashamed Of That Name

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27 Clever Tweets You'll Wish You Twote

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Funny meme about cat riding on top of a goose.

Incredible

Tweet where a boss asks an employee about 'Susanne,' the one that got away, turns out to be a zoo animal that escaped

Uh

Funny meme about raccoons.

Yup, Definitely A Raccoon

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Funny tweet about crows making fun of humans.

Crows For President

Funny meme about about how being a seagull would be the dream.

They're Living The Dream

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26 Hilarious And Awkward Tweets From The Witty Mind Of KeetPotato

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Tweet about how cats meow to imitate human infant cries

Those Little Devils

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27 Hilarious Animal Tweets From The Depths Of The Critterverse

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