Oh, joy. It's Monday again. Where has the time gone? It feels like just yesterday I had my feet propped up on the coffee table, my body wrapped lovingly in a blanket burrito. I can still taste the popcorn and hear the many ditzy nurses on The Bachelor whining about getting dates with Zach S. Maybe that's because this was exactly what I was doing yesterday. My point is that peace and quiet and feeling free of responsibility are both fleeting. As much as we hate Monday for robbing us of our restf…

She deserved it

I need to get something off my chest. You know all those viral TikToks where people take you through their adorable little morning routines? Well, I hate them. I really, really hate them. Who the hell gets up in the morning and actually thinks some sh*t like “Carpe Diem” as they apply their expensive skincare routine and drink a green smoothie? Well, I'm sure those people exist, but they're definitely RICH, and in no way reflect actual human beings. If I were to take you on a journey through my…

Sometimes I feel like I relate a little too much to Fred Durst. Or at least the Fred Durst who wrote ‘Break Stuff.’ You may be familiar with the tune: a rage-filled anthem for people who have bad days every day. A tune for terribly ticked-off individuals who are at their wits end and ready to strangle a person if they look at them the wrong way. Unfortunately, violence gets people in trouble. So how do we convert all the anger to something more productive, or funnel it into healthy activities?…

Watch out

I can tell things are bad in my life when searching “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit becomes something of a reflex. Once the powerful, angry, and honestly relatable anthem is being played several times a week, I know I'm in trouble. It's not that I want to be angry. It's just that everything kind of sucks. Needing root canals every year. Covid scares. Being broke. Job. Long distance relationship . Flaky friends. The list goes on. I know I can't possibly be the only person who is consistently disapp…

By now, we're all pretty used to entitled karens who live to make other people's lives harder. But little kids have a much simpler experience of the world and aren't yet equipped to understand what motivates karens to be so conspicuously unpleasant. Tiktoker @scottyhubs caught his daughter's reaction to her 'first karen' and it's pretty priceless. The video is only ten seconds long, but it's a wonderful juxtaposition of the sweet innocence of a child and the rage that so many adults carry around

Five stars

Whatever, this whole year sucks.

You don't want to cross his path...

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Memes for the chronically angry.