Anderson Cooper

Dude. Not here. Not now.

Well done, Anderson. Well done.

Anderson Cooper, silver fox, CNN anchor and king of on-air giggle fits, was surprised by his staff this week, when he realized the "Ridiculist" segment was about himself.

He began the piece thinking that he was about to discuss workplace annoyances, but the camera then revealed his own desk with a lit, basil-scented candle that apparently everyone else on his staff hates.

"Somebody told me I smelled," he said in response. "So that's why I got the candle."

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Check those tweet histories, people!

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After years of speculation, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper officially came out of the closet yesterday.

Not another interview with an apathetic fatcat

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