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You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

If any of y'all were planning on doing a social media cleanse at some point this Spring, you really picked the wrong time. Twitter, Instagram and (sometimes) Facebook kind of feel like our only way to connect with the rest of the world. The former is especially good for reminding us that we're not alone through all the ups, downs, weird and funny moments we're having. And even if this dump is objectively just a bunch of tweets, we think that galleries that make us laugh at life's absuridity are valuable as hell. 

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

These neighbors are ANYTHING but sweet. Kind of makes you want to move to the boonies, right?

Do you like memes and extremely stupid humor? Do you enjoy laughing until your stomach hurts? Well then you've come to the right place because we've provided all of that for you below!

No one truly knows the meaning of life, but what if it was memes? Like, what if our purpose was to make and share stupid memes with our friends until we die? Too bad we'll never know.

What up everybody? How's your day going? We hope it's going good, but since we have absolutely no idea for sure, we've provided you with memes just to make sure you have a joyous day!

Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.

You're probably wondering how these memes are full of "mystery and wonder;" well, they're full of comedy, which is sort of mysterious, right...? It's a stretch, we know. anyway, enjoy the memes.

You can't always be sure that what you purchase online is going to be exactly what the picture shows. All you can really do is read the reviews and, at the end of the day, put your trust in the Amazon gods. After that it's up to the divine powers of eCommerce whether you get a working product or something completely and utterly disappointing like what these people got - some prime examples of expectation vs. reality!

Newsflash: You're not a unique snowflake. Your quirks aren't that quirky. Your jokes have already been told. But guess what? That's okay. Let's have some fun with it. 

Whether you're Canadian and accused of being too polite, or a Brit and people assume you have bad teeth, stereotypes are pretty damn unavoidable. They can range from humorous (shrimp on the barbie) to offensive (American obesity) and are especially rampant on the internet. One curious Redditor decided to take a deep dive into the most frustrating assumptions that global citizens battle, and the results range from serious to pretty damn hilarious.  

Desperate for a way to procrastinate or just pass the time? This pleasing assortment of witty tweets, relatable memes is sure to do the trick. 

These tweets aren't going to win the Nobel Peace Prize, but we're pretty sure they could win some kind of moderately amusing internet thing prize.