Fresher than a hot casserole

$1.50 for a hotdog... nuff said

"Leggings are not an outfit in Italy"

To tip, or not to tip?

serving 🇺🇸 while serving 💅🏼🫡

All they're missing is a few tons of toxic waste in the water supply

Murica

Ohio is the new Florida– change my mind.

They're definitely going to make a bad action movie out of this next year...

Now let me just point to the president of the World Wrestling Federation and say that Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision. The cream of the crop always rises to the top.

Anyone down for Casey's Pizza?

‘She said it’s okay'

America = processed sugar