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Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

And the award for creepiest children's song ever STILL goes to... - Matty Malaprop

Which is to say they are all massively insignificant. - Matty Malaprop

"that's what yao say"

Inspired by the hilarious Hyperbole and a Half and of course Minecraft.

We're not the royal family after all...