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I've always been as certain about the existence of extraterrestrials as I am about my craving for pizza at 2 a.m. on a Saturday night. It would be way too narcissistic of us to think we're the only intelligent life forms cruising around in this vast galaxy. The United States government recently confirmed a bunch of UFO sightings and even decided to drop some surprising footage. While they didn't go so far as to declare, "Hey, E.T. is our new bestie," they didn't dismiss the idea either. We've h…

Remember the whole “Storm Area 51" meme movement from a few years ago? It's amazing how time flies when you're absolutely not having fun. Prior to the satirical event, which was popularized on Facebook, I actually enjoyed alien memes. Then the naruto-running freaks took hold of things and ruined them. As a staunch X-Files fan, and alien movie connoisseur, it's true that most alien memes are stupid. But that's okay, because most memes are stupid in general. But there's something about extraterre…

I've never doubted the existence of extraterrestrials. It seems too pompous to believe we're the only intelligent life in this galaxy. But it seems that aliens are a pretty popular - and polarizing - topic. Just relatively recently the United States government confirmed several UFO sightings - and released footage. They have not ruled out aliens from their theories. But it's not like this news created a ton more interest in the possibility of extraterrestrials. There have been reported sighting…