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Twitter Is Simping For Young Alex Jones Carving A Pumpkin

Casual tweeter @paleoteny posted a video of 23-year-old Alex Jones on Wednesday, not expecting the short clip to blow up within minutes. If you're not already familiar with the infamous globalist-hater, all you really need to know is that he believes the Pentagon puts chemicals in the water that "turn the friggin' frogs gay." Young Alex Jones seems a bit more chill than his present-day self (which isn't saying much), but he still emits a familiar chaotic energy in the video.

Jones spends the entirety of the two-minute long clip casually hacking away at a pumpkin with a kitchen knife while confirming a caller's suspicions about FLIR Systems' thermal imaging technology and how "black helicopters are being used for surveillance of the public by police departments around the country." There are several strange things about this clip—the limp skeleton conspicuously turned away from the camera; the sudden jump-cuts to a closeup of Alice Cooper's severed head; the fact that Jones never wishes us a Happy Halloween—and yet people on Twitter didn't really seem to give a shit about any of that. Most of them either simped for the young and surprisingly handsome public access host, or entertained the conspiracy that Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks. Take a look at the clip and decide for yourself! We've also included some of the best replies to the amusing throwback. 

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Skyrim Memes For When You're Not Playing

There's no shortage of gaming memes on the internet, especially on Reddit. The most meme'd game in our expert opinion? It's definitely Skyrim. There are specific formats, like the Skyrim Skill Tree memes, and loads of general Skyrim memes that range from dank to normie. 

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'Whoa! This Is Worthless' Memes Might Trigger Your Insecure Side

'Whoa! This is Worthless' memes were inspired by the cartoon show Gravity Falls, in which one of the main characters, Dipper Pines, receives a banknote worth -$12, which he declares is worthless. People on the internet have been meme-ing the scene by replacing the banknote with things they believe are worthless.

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18 Alex Jones Memes That'll Turn All The Frogs Gay

America's most ridiculous conspiracy theorist is back in the news once again for having his associated brands taken down from iTunes, Facebook and YouTube, which all cited that his channels were in violation of the sites' hate-speech and bullying policies. In light of this news, we've rounded up some frog-tastic Alex Jones memes for your viewing pleasure.

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26 Alex Jones Memes That'll Make You Wanna Rip Off Your Shirt

The larger than life talk show host is truly the stuff that memes are made of. Here's a selection of memes for anyone else who marvels at this man's unhinged ways.

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Alex Jones Is Getting Roasted For Claiming That The Libs Are Starting A #SecondCivilWar

Everyone's favorite media conspiracy theorist Alex Jones recently stated that the Democrats are plotting to go to war with their fellow American citizens in a civil war on the Fourth of July. Twitter users have started mocking this claim with the tag #SecondCivilWarLetters, which emulates actual letters that people wrote during the original Civil War.

No matter what your political affiliation, it's probably safe to say that we can all laugh about how ridiculous this assertion is!

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Yahoo Answers And Alex Jones Are A Match Made In Crazytown

Some genius decided to pair two of our favorite internet phenomenons: Alex Jones and the oft-upsetting insanity of Yahoo Answers.

You're welcome.

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This New Fantasy Meme Looks At The Silly Ways We Protect Ourselves

Yeah, we're looking at you, Incognito Mode. Object labeling memes have been exceedingly popular of late, often representing darkly funny weaknesses and self-deprecating. This particular format has proven to be especially versatile, lending itself to themes from Alex Jones to astrology. What's your shield? Ours is memes. 

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