Inside me there are two wolves: one that only gets drunk on the weekend and one that only gets drunk on weekdays. Before you go calling me an alcoholic, don't worry—I stole that from a meme. If you chuckled because you, too, have an unquenchable thirst for the sauce, then you're in luck because we've got a whole flight of boozy memes to pregame with before cracking open a cold one with the boys. Enjoy, and drink responsibly.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere